This was of course, AFTER the war of Mount Kilimanjaro but before Queen Pony became our great leader.
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It's a little known tragedy and you do the right thing by bringing it to the attention of the court of High Lord Ponius. After judging all the evidence (including George DubYou giving a pancake to a donkey), it is suggested that an example be made of the cucumber beast. He shall be sliced into narrow strips and placed in a sandwich which has the crusts cut off and is served by butlers to the ghosts of the posh people who were on the Titanic.
Well you know how Popeye gets strength from spinach? Obama has the same relationship with cucumbers. And he killed Bachman with spaghetti because it was cruel irony for he killed Obama's only son by strangling him with it and signing his initials on his chest with tomato sauce.