What's the easyiest way to pick up chick's in a bar?

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Don't be a dumb-ass

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when you say (don't be a dumb-ass) you should be specific about what not to do. he already has to go on the web to get advice about picking up girls at a bar. (which is a waste of time)

make sure shes alone and doesnt have a marriage ring then offer to buy her a drink and set your arm around her. try to say something easy.

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hears one i herd from my teacher tell her can i buy you a drink or do you prefer cash

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If you can't pick up a girl on your own, then your pretty screwed. Ask the girl what she likes, some girls like beers and some HATE it so don't play the guessing game. If the girl finds you attractive then she does if not then move on to the next victim.

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For me, this pick-up line works perfect: Do you want to play firetruck? You will drive, and I will squirt?

I've really been smithing the golden key with this one.

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really... it's that easy where you live?

word of actual advice. don't go to a bar to have sex. it's the best way to catch STD's like herpes and AIDS. plus those relationships aren't real and they don't last long.

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what a complete waste of time. this is just as bad as online dating. bars are so boring. you'd have a better time at a frat party at the UNR. these aren't even real dates most of the time. just a bunch of drunks having stupid sex. i might as well watch every American Pie movie.

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Wow. Seems all you noobs know absolutely nothing about ladies.

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In the bar, appear relaxed. Do not be in a rush, and only offer to buy drinks for women you are truly interested in. The guy who seems to want to buy all women a drink is going to be disappointed! Do not be afraid to be choosy!

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Say your super famouse and made spongebob squarepants, it always works i get layed every day because i say that i made winneie the poh!!

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Believable story. You can't even spell correctly. But if I ever get to hear from a man he made Winnie the Pooh, I know I have to run away, so thank you for your warning.

Talk to them then invite them over

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All women are different, but its a common rule of thumb to make the girl laugh, get her talking about herself and make her feel beautiful, that she will want to come home with you, but this is the most important part, DO NOT LIE TO HER do not tell her you care about her and want something with her, if you dont, have a mutual understanding that this is just a hook up.

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I have tried scooping them up from underneath but if they are running then the only way I can think to catch them is to grab them from top on the back and quickly put them in an open hand.
Is there a better way or is this just the way chicks this young are?
or put them in a cage if they get to crazy and bite you during the procsess.

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They way this question is asked, tells me this guy doesn't have a clue about women at all. Dear Robert, you do know that every woman is unique and nobody will react the same? One will go home with you after a wink, the other will go home with you once you're in a relationship. Most important thing for you is to be yourself, make her laugh, do not force anything and always show interest in what she says.

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make chick jokes as much as possible

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