I'm doing a lot of running around to figure this out, and frankly, I really really want to know the answer. It's for a joke I'm writing, but my Latin is a little rusty (read: practically non-existent). Is there anyone who would have any idea as to a Latin equivalent? It is just "I can haz cheezburger?" I found out that the original name for Roman burgers would be Isicia Omentata, which woud be sufficient to take the place of "cheezburger" so I guess I just need the "I can haz?" bit.