Speech on "is money the new god"?

Aliens are in charge of everything.
Interplanetary pan-dimensional beings, that want to break up families and addict everyone to the T.V. They implement systems of control. Money is the new God, and it's not hard to obtain. Just sell your soul to the demons of the internet. Mass communication, deprivation of wisdom drowned in information.
Money is the new God. Everyone bow down. turn your frown into a smile as our masters go the extra mile selling us drugs and coffee mugs. Don't forget the beer. Remember they smell fear, so bow down, bow down son of man to the new paradigm. The Almighty dollar needs your love. All hail our alien overlords!

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