does anybody know any jokes? I'm trying to impress a girl who loves jokes. Please help!
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I know some cheesy ones:
Did someone put a bomb down your pants: because that ass is an explosive
You must have stole all the stars out the sky cause your eyes are shining tonight
I also know some that are funny for not being funny:
What's brown and sticky? A stick
How do you get 400 Japanese cartoon characters on to a bus? Pokemon (poke them on)
And a rude one
Why did the witch were no knickers? To get a better grip on the broomstick