I'm trying to plan how to repeatedly embarrass my macho brother at work. I'm thinking of getting him a subscription (at his work address) to needlecraft or womens' magazines so that he'll get wound up about it every month (or week?). I need to know which has a transparent wrap so the magazine detail will be visible. Also what a macho guy would least like to be associated with: crochet, sewing, knitting, cross-stitch, something else? I'm also thinking about subscribing him to womens clothing catalogues, but need suggestions as to which stores stock only women's clothing (I don't want him to be able to claim he's looking at the mens section!). Finally, any other ideas, again with the idea of repeated embarrassment and playing on his machoness. Please help, he REALLY has this coming and deserves to be knocked down a few notches.