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Yes, he is. He'll be riding the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and He'll be wielding a mighty sword wrought from puppies and laughter by the galactic warrior Xenu. With His mighty weapon, He shall smite the head off Google, and then He'll throw a big party on a cloud for all the righteous dudes and dudettes, and then the sky will be smothered with rainbows and happy-happy forever and ever and ever!!!
Seriously, man, read a book. Maybe one that was written by somebody sane, and perhaps originally published more recently than 200 A.D.
Your friend,
-S
P.S. - Santa Claus is NOT real.
On more than one occasion, Jesus used the ways of a thief as an illustration. (Luke 10:30; John 10:10) Regarding events that would occur during the time of the end and that would lead up to his coming to execute judgment, Jesus gave this warning: “Keep on the watch, therefore, because you do not know on what day your Lord is coming. But know one thing, that if the householder had known in what watch the thief was coming, he would have kept awake and not allowed his house to be broken into.” (Matthew 24:42, 43) So Jesus likened his coming to the arrival of a thief—unexpected.
3 The illustration was fitting, for the precise date of Jesus’ coming would not be known. Earlier, in the same prophecy, Jesus said: “Concerning that day and hour nobody knows, neither the angels of the heavens nor the Son, but only the Father.” (Matthew 24:36) Jesus, therefore, urged his listeners: “Prove yourselves ready.” (Matthew 24:44) Those heeding Jesus’ warning would be ready, conducting themselves properly, whenever he would come as Jehovah’s Executional Agent.