If you were to compare yourself to a Coles brand product, which product would you be and why?

From the sound of it, you are referring to the Australian supermarket Coles. As an Australian who completes most of their shopping at Coles, I would say I would be the Coles Mighty Grain Cereal as it is said to provide you with plenty of energy and I have been told multiple times throughout my life that I have unending amounts of energy :)