I believe that it would be possible for the moon to crush you, Considering the fact you are in itÅ› orbiting path! So for an answer to your question yes. But I actually find this quite funny. :)
Nothing is absolutely still in space. If you get near the moon, you fall toward it. If a large body were to collide with the Earth, loose rocks and water would be drawn from both and the collision would take place through several hundred miles of mud and steam.