If you had to make up your own religion, what would you name it? for example, Drakeism, Slayism?

If you are god enough to make up a religion, why aren't you god enough to name it? You really need to get in touch with reality. God is God, ... and you are not. God does not like religions. Read a chapter of Proverbs every day. Proverbs has 31 chapters so you can keep your place by just looking at a calendar. There is no religion or nothing in Proverbs and you don't have to believe anything. Just read every day. When you are comfortable with that, then read the bible from Romans to 2 Thessalonians over and over until you start to remember what it says. That is the part that applies to Christians.