Me and my friend are doing a page on Facebook and if we want it to be any good we need some cool jokes. If u want to check us out we're Incredable Mr.Man thx for the help:)
I need some good jokes any that are hilarious and appropriate?
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- 3+ months ago by Jilly-Bea...
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- funny, joke
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Here's a good one:
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
its an obscure number that you've probably never heard of
Here's another good one
A duck walks into a bar and says "got any grapes?" The bartender says " no, this is a bar, go away". The duck comes back the next day and says "got any grapes?" The bartender is kinda mad by now and says " no, this is a bar, we don't have grapes!! Shoo!!" So he comes back the next day and asks again this time the bartender says " if you ask that one more time, I'm going to NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE WALL!!" So the duck comes back the next day and asks " got any nails?" The bartender says" nice for a change, but no" then the duck says "got any grapes"
What is the difference between a pile of dead animals and a shiny red car?
I don't have a shiny red car in my garage
What did bhudda say to the hot dog bender?
Make me one with everyhing
There are lots of good websites for jokes too, but I liked these ones.
I hope this helps you guys :) ill check out your page
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