So, tomorrow I have a presentation at school and I have to read something not written by me out to the class in a dramatic tone. Anybody got any funny articles or poems that I could get offline to read? (It has to be more than two minutes long or I'll get downgraded.)
I have a presentation and don't know what to use for it. Need suggestions?
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- 3+ months ago by Toffi
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You could choose a dramatic monologue from your favorite movie or TV show. I know for my speech class, I did Lilo's excuse in Lilo and Stitch.
LILO: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is? [hysterical] It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna! Why you ask? Pudge controls the weather.
We had to alter the ending a little to take out conversation, but yeah. It''s not two minutes long, but hopefully it gives you an idea.