How do i get away from this guy
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you better be joking. just because he is gay you think he is interested in you? you are either completely self absorbed or unnecessarily homophobic. it's pathetic, i expect he doesnt like you much either.
well first of all, Whats tha problem?.
its not easy solving these situations.
if he makes you feel uncomfortable, then tell him.
its not right to be ashamed of a gay friend.
i mean what if it was a lesbian?
im sure you wouldnt care.
homo, les, bi. We're still humanbeings too ya know.
and we are not That Bad at all.
think of how he would feel. just because he's gay, means he has to loose a friend?:/
StrangeWorld.
Just like show him like a girl with a really nice body in a bikini and brag how u want her as a gf, or just say how hot and sexy she is.
Then joseph would be like " wow, this dude is litterally not as gay as I thought he'd be......O well next one" hahahaha jk, but really : |
Just like really ignore him, he'll get it once u really give him the silent treatment. I mean how hard is that. Just think of him as a REALLY unatractive girl, LIKE A REALLY UGLY GIRL
Lol Hi, Crystalpie. I like the way you write. I mean like your like really the most funniest guy ever. That is not what I would do but ya it might just work. Very good imagination.
I'm a girl but thnx:D
come onto him. it will freak him out. whilst he is listening to teach, gently, slowly, almost tantalizingly lean in and softly, of so softly, brush his cheek with you slightly open mouth, allowing your lips to feel their way around his soft skin. As he is startled and turns to face you, lean in close to his mouth, your nose, gently brushing against his, you breathing in short but hot breaths as you gently hold his face in your hands and bite his lower lip, with just enough force, for it to easily ping back and wobble as you pull away. This will totally freak him out. Then whilst he is stunned, kiss him, oh so softly, letting your tongue slide into his slightly agape mouth and taste him. Taste him and savour him. I think that, as long as teacher hasn't seen this, you can probably move onto slowly unbuttoning his fly and snaking your trembling fingers inside his underwear. Hope against hope that he is wearing satin panties that day and feel your fingers over his stiffening bulge and creamy smooth material that is wrapped around it. Whilst the kissing gets wetter and the he has his hands all over you, under your top, playing with your nipples, gently jerk him off to a climax, cumming all over your hands and into his pink silky underwear. As he jerks his last, pull away from his mouth and yours, leaving a glistening band of spittle, clinging between each other's lips and look directly into his eyes and say " I want you to humiliate me and break me and my spirit with your passionate love making. I want you to leave me as an empty husk when you are finished. I give myself to you, both soul and body. Completely. I love you. "
And then return to paying attention in class.
I think that will put him off you definitely.
Or sit in another chair in another part of the room or something, i don;t know.
Wow.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w.w............thanks for having me laugh. I appreciate you for that but you really are like not helping this poor guy. If all gay's takes your advice. The gay population will by next year be distinct because of the H.I.Virus. Lol
wow. i have a feeling that you write fan fiction. that was disturbingly detailed... and also how is acting like what a person wants you to going to put them off?????
Hi, Kon6000. I do not know you so I won't judge you. But luckily the purpose of this service is to get people together, so that we (you and me) can help each other right. AND IM GONNE HELP YOU!. You call Joseph your friend when you clearly are not a friend to him. He has studied just as hard as you. He deserves to sit in that seat. He is only human just like you and me. Treat him like one. You never said that he talks to you. I think that is because he does not want to SO, You have no reason to complain. Stop looking at him and pay attention in class. Focus on your feature, not on the gay guy next to you. YOU ARE STRAIGHT!! Remember?. For all I know he should get away from you because, you are no good for his pride. K how can I help you? Learn about gay people as much as you can and our human rights. You are going to need to know it in the long run. You are really going to need that information because, we are growing by the day. More and more gay's is coming out and the New Government law takes discrimination against gay's. Very, very seriously. Don't be the odd one out, Be happy. In everybody is a good person. KON6000, YOU ARE WORTH SOMETHING . THERE IS GOOD WITHIN YOU AND IT WILL SHOW IF YOU ONLY LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF because, If you don't love yourself, HOW IN THE HELL CAN YOU LOVE SOMEBODY ELS. Stop worrying about what other people think of you and worry more about what you think of yourself.
where the fuk did i say "i hate my self" no no no no i did not. now i did not say i did not like joseph. i just said i dont really like to be around him as much as i do every body else.
why? because he is gay! please do not try to get all smart with me with your words caped. your answer did not help me 1 bit.
I accept. but just know that, we are all part of Gods great big family.
i think that was a fair answer man you're mean and homophobic... this isn't the 40s you know, it isn't illegal. you should accept that sometimes people see the world differently but even in his eyes you probably aren't all that great.... you have nothing to worry about. if that was a girl you wouldn't think she was interested in you, and nor is Joseph. he just needed a seat. you need a change of mind.
by killing him or injurying him?
i could also tie him up and lock him in the closet if that is what it takes.