How to get a girlfriend if you like her and you think she likes you?

Tell her that you get a an erection every night over her and this will be her reaction.
"OMG I GET SOLID NIPPLEZ. OVER YA'.. EVERY NITE."
And he will be like
"RRRRRRR I GET LIKE PRECUM LEEKIN OUT MA BELLEND. LULZ."
and she will be like
"RRRRR MA TITZ SQUIRT MILK"
and then you will be happy forever and shag like 2 rabbits in the same hutch.

Ps. I'm being serious