How can you survive in the middle of the ocean with only [Hair Conditioner/a dog/ rope]?

i would say you could do it for a while but not long theres nothing to hang on to the rope wouldn't be so helpful and thats something the dog wouldn't be so helpful either unless there was something for the dog to hang on to either being nothering to pull you closer with so i'm going to say no unless theres something out there you can get on to stabilize your self