Did you get April Fooled this year yet? I didn't. I had to notify my family that today is April 1st.
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lol, you're hilarious.. and fyi, you spelt your nick wrong.. you forgot to add a "C" to it.
Oh hey, its "YOU" again. Didn't I already "pulverize" you into a "rat". "Probably not," you say. "Oh well ... I will do it today," I said.
"Aw," you say, "but you can't."
"Who says?" I questioned.
"Why me of course ..." You say.
"Why not?" I demand.
"'Cause you don't have the rights to do it ..."
"Aw!" I pouted.
"Little baby pouting!" You crow. "How cute."
[You eating popcorn].
"Wait, you pulverized Milander?" I asked 9th grade biology (also named Joey).
"Yeah... well, I was but then he got away," Joey said.
"Wow. You're a stupid git you know that?" I asked. "A stupid git."
"Yeah... everyone in my family calls me that!" Joey snapped.
"Why?" I asked Joey.
"Because they hate me so much that they tease me!" Joey said, close to tears.
"Sorry..." I muttered. "It'll get better--soon I hope!"
"No it won't!" Joey screamed. "You don't know anything!"
"Whatever," I muttered.
Then I walked away, leaving Joey behind with his poor self bawling his 7th grade eyes out.
Is this some kind of therapy for you kid?
If this kind of nonsense is what it takes to make you sane then go for it.
I think a stint in a mental health facility might help more though, oops! too late! You must surely be already there.
But what if they found out you're using the computers, what will they do?
Put you back in the rubber room with the strait-jacket on?
Perhaps showing the doctors where the bad man touched you on some dolls?
Comatose because of the medications they will give you?
I neither know nor care, but would like it if you just went away, all three of *you*.
I'm English you ignoramus.
You however are yet another incarnation of an idiot.
I think it was fairly obvious that I meant I asked all the students... *facepalm*