what are the funniest quotes from asdf to you? here are my top 10 ( not in order)

1: die potato

2: honey, why is the baby on fire? BUY ME MORE JEWLERY!!!

3: IM A STEGOSAURUS!

4: everybody do the flop! *wham!*

5: i baked you a pie! OH, BOY! what flavor? PIE FLAVOR!

6: i like trains.

7: little girl: when i grow up, im going to the moon! man: WHY WAIT? *kicks girl to moon* girl: AAAAAGGGHH!

8: screw gravity! *levitates*

9: i wanna be a pie. *turns into a pie* mom: OH, NO!

10: imma punch you in da face! but it's opposite day. OH, NOOOO!