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What is your favorite Iron Man/Tony Stark Avengers quote from ONE or BOTH Avenger movies? I liked the part in Age of Ultron when Tony said: "Please let there be a secret door. Please let there be a secret door. Please let there be a secret door! Yay!"
So my question to ask you is . . . what is your favorite Iron Man/Tony Stark Avengers quote from One or Both Avengers movies?
I'm glad you asked because I've got NotePad full of them. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude
or prostitution, depending on what state you're in. You can't have it.
My old man had a philosophy: peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.
Pepper, I've been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them.
Oh, I'm sorry, it is ME. You asked. What your asking about, it's me.
A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.
What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.
Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. You're stronger than her, you're smarter than her. You're Bruce Banner! Right, don't mention puny Banner....
What's with all of this doo-da-day business?
But I always say, "Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich, and wait to find out which is which." (-Ultron)
Aww, Junior, you're going to break your old man's heart...
This is going to be like finding a needle in the world's biggest haystack... fortunately, I brought a magnet!
Tony Stark: Alright then, so if I lift it, I then rule all of Asgard?
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony Stark: I will be re-instituting Prima Noctae.
Rhodey: That's a first. You scared off a woman.
Tony Stark: Easy to do when you look like Frankenstein.
Pepper Potts: Are you going to be okay?
Tony Stark: I'll be fine.
Pepper Potts: Says the playboy billionaire who makes things go boom.
Rhodey: Are we even pulling?
Tony: Are you on my team?
Rhodey: Just represent. Pull!
Bruce Banner: That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to make every single one of them hate you.
Yeah, that was just previews. This is - this is opening night. And Loki, he's a full-tilt diva, right? He wants flowers, he wants parades. He wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered...
Thor: Do not touch me again!
Tony Stark: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you are dealing with.
Tony Stark: Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thor: This is beyond you, metal man. Loki will face Asgardian justice.
Tony Stark: He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way..... tourist.
Natasha Romanoff: [all arguing in the lab] Are you really that dense? S.H.I.E.L.D. monitors potential threats.
Bruce Banner: Captain America is on threat watch?
Natasha Romanoff: We ALL are!
Tony Stark: [to Rogers] You're on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
Steve Rogers: I swear, Stark, one more wisecrack out of you...
Tony Stark: Verbal threat! Threatening! I'm being threatened!
What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.
-Tony Stark to Thor and Captain America and Hulk
Here's a few of my personal favorites:
QUOTE #1 IRON MAN (2008)
Christine Everheart: Mr. Stark! Christine Everheart, Vanity Fair magazine. Can I ask you a couple of questions?
Hogan: [whispers to Stark] She's cute.
Tony Stark: [whispers to Hogan] She's alright.
[turns around]
Tony Stark: Hi!
Christine Everheart: Hi.
Tony Stark: Yeah. Okay, go.
Christine Everheart: You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?
Tony Stark: Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.
Christine Everheart: And what do you say to your other nickname, the Merchant of Death?
Tony Stark: That's not bad. Let me guess... Berkeley?
Christine Everheart: Brown, actually.
Tony Stark: Well, Ms. Brown. It's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we got. I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals.
Christine Everheart: Rehearse that much?
Tony Stark: Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime.
Christine Everheart: I can see that.
Tony Stark: I'd like to show you firsthand.
Christine Everheart: [exasperated] All I'm looking for is a straight answer.
Tony Stark: [removing his shades] OK, here's a straight answer. My old man had a philosophy: peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.
Christine Everheart: That's a great line, coming from a guy selling the sticks.
Tony Stark: My father helped defeat Nazis. He worked on the Manhattan Project. A lot of people, including your professors at Brown, would call that being a hero.
Christine Everheart: And a lot of people would also call that war-profiteering.
Tony Stark: Tell me, do you plan to report on the millions we've saved by advancing medical technology or kept from starvation with our intelli-crops? All those breakthroughs, military funding, honey.
Christine Everheart: Have you ever lost an hour of sleep in your life?
Tony Stark: I'm be prepared to lose a few with you.
QUOTE #2 the Avengers (2012)
Thor: Do not touch me again!
Tony Stark: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you are dealing with.
Tony Stark: Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thor: This is beyond you, metal man. Loki will face Asgardian justice.
Tony Stark: He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way..... tourist.
QUOTE #3 The Avengers (2015)
Tony Stark: Hey Sparky, over here.
Don't tell me things I don't already know Spangles.
QUOTE #4 Iron Man 3 (2013)
Tony Stark: Which happens. Dad's leave. No need to be a baby about it. Here's what I need: A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.
Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
You! I swear to God I'll dismantle you, I'll soak your motherboard, I'll turn you into a wine rack.
The Doth mother know you weareth her drapes part was the best. Also this one:
What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Tony Stark: Captain? You seem a little defensive.
Steve Rogers: Well, it's been a long day.
Tony Stark: If we can't accept limitations, we're no better than the bad guys.
Steve Rogers: That's not the way I see it.
Tony Stark: Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth.
[From Super Bowl trailer]
Tony Stark: You chose the wrong side
Tony Stark: [from trailer]
[points one of his blasters at Captain America / Rogers]
Tony Stark: Stay down... final warning.
Steve Rogers: I can do this all day.
Tony Stark: [from trailer] All right, I've run out of patience. "Underoos!"
Spider-Man: [Webbing appears from nowhere, stealing Captain America's shield and cuffing his hands. Spider-Man suddenly lands on a vehicle, holding Captain's shield] Spider Man: Hey, everyone.
I have more but I don't want to waste your time.
Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes? -Iron Man to Thor
Please let there be a secret door. Please let there be a secret door. Please let there be a secret door! Yay! -Tony Stark before finding the Septor of Loki
I have more I just can't think of any of them off the top of my head.
Don't forget Paul Betany! (He plays Vision/J.A.R.V.I.S)